Terms of Service

Last Updated: February 2026

Welcome to Floaty Goat (“we,” “us,” or “our”). By accessing or using our website at www.myfloatygoat.com, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. Please read them carefully before using our site or making a purchase.

Age Requirement

You must be at least 21 years of age to access this website, create an account, or purchase any products. By using our website, you represent and warrant that you are at least 21 years old. We reserve the right to request proof of age at any time and to refuse service to anyone who cannot verify their age.

Products and Descriptions

We make every effort to display our products and their descriptions as accurately as possible. However, we do not guarantee that product descriptions, images, pricing, or other content on our website is complete, accurate, reliable, or error-free. All products are subject to availability.

Pricing and Payment

All prices are listed in US dollars. We reserve the right to change prices at any time without prior notice. Payment must be completed at the time of purchase using one of our accepted payment methods. You agree to provide current, complete, and accurate billing and payment information.

Orders and Cancellations

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order for any reason, including but not limited to product availability, errors in product or pricing information, or suspected fraudulent activity. If we cancel an order after payment has been processed, we will issue a full refund.

Legal Compliance

Our products contain THCA (tetrahydrocannabinolic acid) derived from hemp and are produced in compliance with the 2018 Farm Bill. All products contain less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC on a dry weight basis. It is your responsibility to understand and comply with all applicable local, state, and federal laws regarding the purchase, possession, and use of hemp-derived products in your jurisdiction.

Shipping and Delivery

Please refer to our Shipping Policy for detailed information about shipping methods, timeframes, and restrictions.

Returns and Refunds

Please refer to our Refund Policy for detailed information about returns, exchanges, and refund eligibility.

Intellectual Property

All content on this website — including text, images, logos, graphics, product designs, and branding — is the property of Floaty Goat and is protected by applicable intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works from any content on this website without our express written permission.

Limitation of Liability

Floaty Goat shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of our website or products. Our total liability to you for any claim shall not exceed the amount you paid for the product giving rise to the claim.

Disclaimer

Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. The statements on our website have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Consult your physician before using any hemp-derived product, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or have a medical condition.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Floaty Goat, its officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses arising from your use of our website, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of any applicable law.

Governing Law

These Terms of Service shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Colorado, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms of Service at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting to this page. Your continued use of our website after any changes constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

Contact Us

If you have questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us at:

Email: support@myfloatygoat.com
Contact Form: Contact Us